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The Buffet Strategist

Paste a buffet menu. Tap what tempts you. Marv — 47 years of buffet shifts and counting — delivers a real three-plate game-plan.

2 of 2 plans left today

The Menu

one dish per line

Or load an example:

STEP 01

Drop the menu

Type, paste, or pick an example. Marv only needs the list.

STEP 02

Tap what tempts

30 seconds of chafing dishes. Hit anything you'd consider.

STEP 03

Receive your plan

Three plates, the traps to avoid, and a heraldic crest you earned.